Why Were the Pyramids Built?

There are various reasons why the pyramids might have been built.  One theory I have is that they are storage and SOS devices.

From a storage point of view they are impenetrable fortresses.  Only in modern history did man find a way into the great pyramid at Giza. A perfect place to squirrel away valuables such as gold that was mined from the population.

The legends state that the Pharoahs were storing their gold and riches so that they could bring them with them to the afterlife in the heavens.

So here’s my theory.

1. The gods (miners from another planet) came here on a mission to mine valuable resources such as gold
2. They set up societies of people to mine their gold and build these massive fortresses
3. They packed them to the rafters with gold over a span of many many years
4. They sealed the fortresses and made them beacons to the heavens by capping them with gold and limestone
5. The also mummified themselves in with the treasure to be reanimated when their brethren came to collect what was mined

This would explain why they have stood the test of time, why there was nothing inside when we finally broke into them and why so many other pharoahs tried to mimic what was achieved by the builders of the great pyramid.

The Illuminati Want Your Old Phones

In other blog entries we’ve covered the fact that our purpose here as human beings on this planet is to mine gold (among other things) for earthly kings.

This post was inspired by an ad I saw recently called envirophone where they offer big money for old mobile phones.

WHY?

Because there’s gold in them there phones.

It’s true, mobile phone circuitry is built to be super efficient and requires the use of gold as it is an excellent conductor of electricity but also does not oxidise, which means that it is more efficient and reliable than circuits build with copper.

A tonne of ore from a gold mine produces just 5 grams (0.18 ounce) of gold on average, whereas a tonne of discarded mobile phones can yield 150 grams (5.3 ounce) or more, according to a study by Yokohama Metal Co Ltd, a recycling fir. Therefore urban mining can be a very lucrative business.

Envirophone are offering about 100 dollars for my old phone, which is pretty good money when you think about it. So the gods can have my gold… I’ll use the money to buy some steaks

I think this is pure genius. Our society is now set up to mine gold and other precious metals at a ferocious rate because of our need for technology. Is it all recycled back into the population or is it syphened off into the heavens by a group of marauding aliens.