10 Reasons Why Not to be a Christian
Here’s my top 10 reasons why you should not be a Christian in most of the main blind faith institutions across the planet:
- Because they tell you you’re a Doubting Thomas if you don’t believe their brand of rubbish
- Remember, Jesus left the shroud and showed his wounds to Thomas to PROVE he was real. Next time someone calls you a doubting promise tell them Jesus proved himself to Thomas and ask them to prove they’re right by doing similar magic instead of just name calling, which generally works the opposite way in arguments.
- Because christians all over the world argue about Faith vs Works, Catholics say you can’t get into heaven by works alone, some Protestants say you can get into heaven with Faith alone…
- Make up your mind lads… Jesus put this stuff into the Gospels so that stupid people would argue this out with one another while the rest of us get on with life. If I had to make a guess being nice to people would be a good idea and that includes not wasting someone’s time by arguing stupidly with them.
- Because some christians say the world is a few thousand years old.
- Ah fuck off! I’m not even going to go there with you. There’s a lot of snow in the North Pole and it takes a bit of time to make coal and oil is all I’ll say.
- Because if you’re not healed by a healer it’s your fault.
- You don’t need to go to a faith healer to be cured, though if you believe you will be cured you might be. It’s called the PLACEBO effect. Now go take a glass of water, hold it up to the sun, say “willy womble is my father” and drink it within 4 seconds and you will be cured of stupidity.
- Because the Sabbath is actually Saturday you Sun Worshippers.
- Sunday is the start of a new week, therefore it can’t be the seventh day when God rested. Pagans worship the sun and so do most so called Christians. Keep worshipping Halios the Sun god on the first day of the week. I’ll pass thanks.
- Because you eat the flesh and drink the blood of the master
- The word was made flesh remember, when Jesus said eat my flesh he meant read my words as it is food for the mind, not take part in some cannibalistic ritual (which probably serves some good I suppose because of point 4). He left the Gospels behind for a reason, not the recipe for a sliced loaf of bread.
- Some Christians believe masturbation is a sin and worse some Christians believe contraception is a sin…
- Verily I say to thee, there is no place in the bible that Jesus says “I forbid you to wank” Better to wank than to cause a painful blockage or mess one’s bed sheets involuntarily
- Again, WOW! Teenage pregnancy, AIDs and other STDs, and inbred children can all be avoided with contraception.
- Your sins are not forgiven unless seen to by a real priest
- Consider this scenario: you are essentially a good person but you just died in the desert without a priest being around to forgive your sins. Sorry, but you are now doomed to have your skin peeled off and your flesh burned by a horrible beast for eternity. Bit unfair don’t you think. Tough titty!
- Miracles are great for tourism
- Come to our country where The Holy Family appeared to a Shepherd and his goat and left a holy fence where the water nearby will cure your genital warts. In general miracles are great for tourism, so why not fake one in your country and build an airport nearby. Heck if you live in an ugly country with no tourism opportunities it’s the ideal way to kick start your economy. Just get 20,000 locals to lie about the Sun jiggling in the heavens or really fool a bunch of hicks with a high powered projector and some Novena slides. Hey, don’t knock it, it’s worked in Knock, Lourdes, Garabandal and Roswell too (sorry Roswell was real).
- Paedophile Priests
- Matthew 7: Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. Looking forward to when the dirty child raping paedophile bastards have millstones hung around their necks (or worse) as promised.
As ET said… BE GOOD!
Alcohol Blocks the Spirit – End the Physical, Emotional and Spiritual Destruction caused by Drink
Last week I had a serious session and drank until the wee hours of the morning and I haven’t been able to connect to the Spirit fully since. I had a 30 hour journey the day after including 4 flights which beat me up physically after my immune system had been weakened by alcohol.
Drink damages our abilities to connect with the spiritual world. That is why when we drink we become base and more animalistic. Some people become violent because they cannot control their base instincts while under the influence.
I suspect that it dampens your spiritual field which is linked to your emotions, your ability to empathise etc. which some reckon works on the etheric plane (same plane as gravity, light, magnetism, time etc.). Imagine drink putting up a force field around your ability to detect emotions and between your body and your spirit. It’s like the body going around in autopilot, rather like an instinctual animal. For some, their connection with the spirit world is tentative enough and even small amounts of drink may sever the link almost entirely. Without conciousness helping to make decisions the body goes into a base frenzy. How many times have we all seen it?
Se be careful of drink and realise that it may reduce your ability to connect to the spirit world.
Personally, I think this is why the substance is legal. It costs Governments billions each year to deal with the collateral damage caused by drink, yet it remains legal, while substances such as DMT, Cannabis and other so called recreational drugs remain illegal when they are known to enhance spirituality, artistry, empathy and so on and cause harmony rather than chaos. The only reason drink could remain legal, when it is so destructive and expensive, is because certain people in control realise that it keeps people from reaching their spiritual potential. It keeps the mushrooms in the dark where they can be fed horse shit!
In Ireland for example, a country where in the past druids roamed freely and people interacted with spiritual creatures on a daily basis, the youth has been destroyed because of the love of drink. Young girls half-dead and exposed left puking on the side of the road, students causing havoc in family estates. It is a destroyer of families, friendships and lives. Is it any coincidence that the most spiritual country there ever was is now the most muted emotionally retarded country because of its collective drinking problem?
I actually really enjoy drink but I realise now that every time I drink I suffer physically, emotionally and spiritually.
It’s time to wake from the hangover… time for purity…
Welcome back O Mighty Spirit!
The Spirit Cured my Swolen Lip
I recently went to Peru to take part in a charity challenge trek to Machu Picchu. During the trek my bottom lip got burnt or had an allergy to a sun protection product. In my tent one night I woke and found that my bottom lip had swollen out of proportions. I woke up my partner and she got a fright after looking at them. She told me to wait until the morning and get anti-histamine from the Doctor.
There was no doctor available to look at my lip at 3am so I lay in the bed slightly concerned and prayed to the spirit. I prayed and prayed and prayed until I felt it’s presence. I said the words ‘I believe I will be healed’ several times with conviction, putting stress on the believe part. I felt the power of the spirit and the swelling went down almost instantly. It’s 3 or 4 days later now and though my lips are still tender, the initial swelling went down. I am not sure what caused it, but I am sure that a supernatural intervention reduced the swelling on the night in question.
After I was healed I asked the Spirit to help the entire camp and went through each persons face to bless them and protect them. The next morning when we woke there was a strange semisphere in the haze directly surrounding the tents. I’m not sure if this was related but I felt it was a visible trace of a protective spiritual field.
